Ralph

Playtime Coordinator

Instagram: @ralphs_kitchen_club

Thank you for visiting MatthewWalker.TV. Personally, I would have preferred Ralph.com but I’ve checked, someone in America wants $15,000 for it and apparently, they don’t accept treats as currency. Their loss.

Anyway, I’m Ralph, playtime coordinator and chief pigeon chaser, pleased to meet you,

Would you mind doing me a small favour? When Matthew’s not jabbering into that microphone, if you could try and persuade him to get me a brother or sister, I’d be ever so grateful. Coordinating playtime would be so much fun with more of us on the team. Thanks!

Right, must dash - sticks to carry, pigeons to chase. Honestly, a little boy’s work is never done.

Bye for now,

Ralph x